The Politician and Little Girl

A liberal politician takes a plane flight. He sits next to a young girl reading a book. He looks at her and asks if she would like to strike up a conversation. She looks at him puzzled; he says if you talk to your neighbor on the plane, the flight will seem shorter.




As she closed her book she asked him what he would like to speak about. He said the economy, global warming, and stimulus stimulus package would all be good issues as he smiled smugly. The little girl said "alright, but let me first ask you a question. A deer, cow and horse all eat grass. The deer excretes pellets, the cow...flat patties and the horse clumps. If they all eat grass why do they excrete differently?" The politician thought about it a moment and said he did not know.




The little girl stated " How are you qualified to talk about the economy, global warming or stimulus package when you don't know crap." She then opened her book back up and continued to read.

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